Bend over, let me slap your pretty and fat [bad word] 
I like that weird sound, don't forget how to make that heavy, y sound 

It's lovely, it's fine, yeah 
It's lovely, it's fine, yeah 

Bend over, let me slap your pretty, tiny [bad word] 
I like that hard sound, don't forget how to make that sharp'n y sound 

It's lovely, it's fine, yeah 
It's lovely, it's fine, yeah 
I like slapping around, yeah 
You're lovely, you're fine, yeah 

I know you want to hit me back, and you'll yell at me for trying, but I can't help it 
It's just something that I have to do 
Let me do it It's easier for both of us, you and I 
Please don't hit me back, at least not in my face 

It's lovely, it's fine, yeah 
It's lovely, it's fine, yeah 
I like slapping around, yeah 
You're lovely, you're fine, yeah 
Bend me over