Once every hundred thousand years the most epic party in the universe will be thrown by Ninja [bad word] Party, as it was foretold in the scrolls.
So take that pudding, pour it on your chest and let it melt down to your genitals.
It's go time.

Oh [bad word] 
Congrats, your [bad word] just got invited
To the party of your life
Are you [bad word]  excited?
It's a Ninja [bad word] Party Party
So you know it's the [bad word] I hope you like fun, 'cause we're havin' it
Let's get this [bad word]  party started!

Oh god!
It's all goin' down! [bad word] yeah!
Your life was [bad word] until right now
Woohoo!
Go ahead and let your pants hit the floor
Your destiny awaits behind that door
Here we go!

Hey guys.
You... playin'... Dungeons and Dragons, or...
(cough cough)

ALL RIGHT!
This party's off to a bit of a slow start
But soon it's gonna melt your brain
And [bad word] your heart
Check out this leaf collecting album
That I made back in Autumn
Don't get me started on balloons
You want 'em? We [bad word]  got 'em!

And when the music starts to drop
The vibe's gonna change
We got the country themed bar mitzvah band
Shalom on the Range
The hot girls are showing up
I am so sorry you waited
But now they're finally inflated
So we can get this [bad word]  party started!

Dear god!
The night is on fire!
This [bad word] 
Would make a Hobbit say "to [bad word] with the Shire"
Hooray!
Are you worthy? That's a definite maybe!
It's like "Amazing" and "Awesome" [bad word] and had a "Party" baby

Dance break!
I... I said dance everybody.
Why is that guy naked?
Alright this party sucks, Ninja Brian, explode this building with your mind.