Epic Rap Battles of History Fan Group - [bad word]  [bad word] club51568297

Michael Jordan:
Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?
Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as Lebron
I'm a fly machine, like the world has never seen!
You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team!
I choke a dope with his own jump rope!
You'll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky Fried joke!
You used to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see!

Muhammad Ali:
Ooh, [bad word] Jordan, big tongue wobbling
Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin
You're the only Bull that's uglier than Rodman
Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem!
Your whole basketball career turned whack
When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black!
You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf
Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself
Ooh, I'm so pretty, my hands are so fast
I'll whoop your face back to your Hitler mustache
Now your daddy got killed and I feel for your family
But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy!

Michael Jordan:
Man, you make me sick, but I'm better with the flu!
You should let the Fresh Prince do your rappin' for you (Swish!)
I would pass the mic to Pippen but I'm not done scoring
Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman!

Muhammad Ali:
I saw you slapping Reggie Miller, boy, what's wrong with you?
You fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes!
McDonalds and underpants as corporate backers
You stay at the Ritz cause you sold out to crackers!

Michael Jordan:
So Cassius wants to talk about cashing checks
I'll school you through your bug spray, off your Broadway play
Over the Japanese dude sittin' on your face!
Hittin' nothin' but net! You ain't seen nothin' yet!
Man, you needed a movement cause you're so full of [bad word] 
I'm a better athlete and a better MC!
Battle me two more times, watch me get a three-peat!

Muhammad Ali:
Beep beep! Why don't you back up that trash!
I'll leave you like Liston, flat on your [bad word] 
You need to bounce back to North Carolina, kid
Cause your rapping sucks more than Space Jam did!