My daddy was a [bad word] Left home when I was three
He fell for some dude in Austin
Then it was mom and me
She always wanted a daughter
Well look at what she got
A'hit me, beat me, a [bad word] I ain't
But a real man they say I'm not

I'm the queen, queen of the rodeo
Queen, queen of the rodeo
So cowboy, if you're lookin for lovin'
I ain't no [bad word]  go [bad word] a steer
"I think there's one over there..."

I drink too much, I smoke too much
I'm a human waste
I buy a lot of cheap alcohol
But I'll tell ya honey, I really hate the taste
I dressed in drag, they call me a [bad word] But boy, I really don't care
Cause last night I met your girlfriend, sucker
And I hope ya like to share, cause she did

I'm the queen, queen of the rodeo
Queen, queen of the rodeo
So cowboy, if you're lookin to fight
I ain't no wimp, I scratch and bite
"And I'm gonna kick your [bad word] too..."

Queen, queen of the rodeo
 [bad word] YOU!

Queen, queen of the rodeo
Queen, queen of the rodeo