Demae jinsoku Rakurakuken aji ga jiman no Rakurakuken
Kawahira no oji-san wa [bad word] hito dakedo
Taisetsu na otokui-san isoide [bad word] ne

Basho wa Namimori shoutengai [bad word] no demae wa ooisogashi
BAITO saki taishou wa kibisii hito dakedo
Daigaku ni iku tame no gakuhi wo tame nakucha

Iyada Sawada-san koko wa doko desu ka?
Nande atashi wa koko ni in no kana?
Ikenai

RAAMEN nobichau RAAMEN nobichau
TANMEN mo CHAASHUUMEN mo minna nobichau
RAAMEN nobichau RAAMEN nobichau
Kawahira no oji-san ni mata monku iwarechau
Aa aa dooshiyoo

Omoi okamochi Rakuraku to sagete [bad word] Namimoricho
Honkon no HITTOMAN? Jyuunen mo mae no koto
Kenpou wa yameta no yonee ima de wa jyuukensei

Iyada Sawada-san yabukara bou ni moo
Oseji ittemo nani mo demasen yo
Ikenai

RAAMEN nobichau RAAMEN nobichau
CHANPON mo kanton MEN mo minna nobichau
RAAMEN nobichau RAAMEN nobichau
Rakuraku ken taishou ni ato de [bad word] Aa aa dooshiyoo

RAAMEN nobichau RAAMEN nobichau
GYOOZA mo happousai mo chotto samechau
RAAMEN nobichau RAAMEN nobichau
Gyuudon wa yatte nai yo uchi no mise

{Lambo}Nande?

RAAMEN nobichau RAAMEN nobichau
TANMEN mo CHAASHUUMEN mo minna nobichau
RAAMEN nobichau RAAMEN nobichau
Kawahira no oji-san ni mata monku iwarechau
Aa aa dooshiyoo
Aa aa dooshiyoo