Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that [bad word] man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that [bad word] man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the [bad word] And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these [bad word]  jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy
 [bad word] 
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as [bad word] flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We [bad word] on the bed [bad word] on the floor [bad word] so long I grew a [bad word]  afro
Then I [bad word] to the left (left) [bad word] to the right (right)
She sucked my [bad word] 'til the [bad word] turned white
Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my [bad word] lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The [bad word] whooped my [bad word] all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
Thats the best [bad word] [bad word] I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna [bad word] that [bad word] just one more time
 [bad word] 

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but [bad word] she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a [bad word] that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I [bad word] her once, [bad word] her twice
I ate that [bad word] like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big [bad word] too
So I hopped in her [bad word] like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her [bad word] and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, [bad word] was lunch
Then her [bad word] busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just [bad word] me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her [bad word] were filled with Hennessey
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that [bad word] and said yes miss daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that [bad word] in [bad word] Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I [bad word] that [bad word] again
Met a real black girl down in south Carolina [bad word] her until she turned into a white Albina [bad word] this hooker in Iowa
I [bad word] her on credit, so I owe her [bad word] this girl .