Got a Royal Flush
I got a ten bob
In my pocket for luck
Just another [bad word] I got my head read
In the shed once again
My friend

Inside, outside, upside, downside
See my face wanna take me home
I missed your sister, shake your pistol
Hear my voice on your telephone

Just another lush
I got my ten green bottles
In my pocket for luck
In [bad word] Get your deadhead
In the shed once again
My friend

Inside, outside, upside, downside
See my face wanna take me home
I missed your sister, shake your pistol
Hear my voice on your telephone x2

Cigarette burning, got an opal ring
Dirty magazine turning, you're a bird who sings
Sleeping on a shag pile, sleeping on me
Sleeping like an angel watching over me