She's got her name on the A-list everywhere 
 Nobody knows where she came from 
 No one cares 

 Cause she's a Poptart 
 Slash movie star 
 Get the picture? 
 HEY HEY HEY 
 Look out U.S.

 She's got vanity in her veins 
 Blue blood don't mean a thing 
 She waves a backstage pass 
 Where nothing's for free 
 She's American, American, royalty 

 She's spending millions on her [bad word] fund to be seen 
 She's on the cover of her favourite magazine 

 Bubblegum type 
 Slash socialite 
 Could it be accident 
 Next thing, 
 She'll be president 

 She's got vanity in her veins 
 Blue blood don't mean a thing 
 She waves a backstage pass 
 Where nothing's for free 
 She's American, American, royalty 

 Here's the end of story but the madness don't stop 
 Records sales have fallen and TV shows flop 
 People dry your eyes, she don't need your sympathy 
 She's American- 

 HEY HEY 
 HEY HEY 
 HEY HEY 

 She's got vanity in her veins 
 Blue blood don't mean a thing 
 She waves a backstage pass 
 Where nothing's for free 
 She's American royalty 

 She's got vanity in her veins 
 Blue blood don't mean a thing 
 She waves a backstage pass 
 Where nothing's for free 
 She's American, American, royalty