Why should some days remain mundane?
The world outside is far from plane
 [bad word]  what ever you set your mind to,
Thats exactly what you can do.

When you ride a unicorn to the store 'cause you're bored
Right! Or go to court to divorce a tiny dwarf.
Oh, it's fantastic!
Impossible to rationally grasp it.

When you float to a place 'cause you don't wanna walk.
Take a boat into space 'cause you don't wanna talk.
Oh, it's fantastic!
Enough to make you wanna do a back flip.

Some people do say we're talkin' make believe,
But thankfully we change their minds when we fly 'em to a magic bakery!
Magic bread, magic cake! Nine feet high on a magic plate!

And choclate mousse!
Wash it down witn orange juice!

When your cat grows wings and your dog starts to sing
'Cause you kissed a French queen in your new time machine.
Oh, it's fantastic!
The distance from reality is drastic!

When the fork in the road is twenty feet tall
So you use it to masticate a giant meatball.
Oh, it's fantastic!
So absolutely terribly gastric!

Some people do say we're just daydreaming.
But they start believin when we demonstrate our powers of fire breathin'.
Purple smoke, bright red flames! Colors that will entertain!

Disintegrate a moose!
Bring it back with orange juice!

When you keep on dancin' and the show never ends.
And the entire universe eventually attends.
It's fantastic!
Absolutely intergalactic!

Literally!
Not figureatively!
Non fictionally!
Ridiculously!

Fantastic!
No gettin' past it.
There's no pleasure that'll ever outlast it!
It's fantastic!

Pass the orange juice!