Once, I was a lonely banker 
All I cared for were margins and accounts 
I dream of dalgles and the footsy 
I didn’t see my [bad word] out 
I pass you on the phone each morning 
I always gave a cheery smile 
But you, you never even saw me 
You were far to busy all the while 
Then came the day Osama blew us away 
Osama blew them away
And now, you know how I feel