Eh, it ain' t just up to celebrities to stand up cancer. We can all do our part, everybody Yeah, even you Check it
It' s up to you, it' s up to him 
It' s up to us, it' s up to them 
It' s up to every single one of us under the sun 
What' s not to understand? 
It' s up to her, it' s up to me 
It' s up to people from sea to sea 
It' s up to every single one of us under the sun 
To keep the whole world cancer free

It' s up to you, crazy cat lady in the suburbs
Or you headset gamers using code words
Or guys in banana hammocks on vacation
Or all you rich hippies all across the nation
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It' s up to college kids sleeping till noon
Or the dude on stage who' s singing out of tune
Or rich women who keep surgery thriving
Their faces look like they' re always skydiving
It' s up to you, ladies who own labradoodles
And carbophobics who always avoid noodles
And online daters lying about their weight
Show up 50 pounds heavier on a date
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It' s up to you, dude with the [bad word] 
Or the guy who calls at 2:00 and he says [bad word] over! " 
It' s up to the sports nut with numbers on his back
Or the Hollywood tourist with the [bad word] pack

It' s up to [bad word] book freaks who never bathes
Or all you goth kids who are hanging out in graves
Or 55 year-olds who are trying to start a band
Or the germ freak who won' t shake your hand
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It' s up to you, men who drink Martinis*
And all you old moms squeezing into old bikinis
And all you people still rooting for the Micks*
Or all you men crying at chick flicks