[Intro] 
When I was a kid, 
I wished grandpa would get off me 
at least just [bad word] more softly 
Now my mom gets, 
my clothes for me and Hot Topic, 
I dress like a [bad word] 

I'm [bad word] all the time 
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" 
I say words like,  [bad word] Melancholy" 
I look like a [bad word] 

[Emo Impersonation] 
*Crying* 

[Verse] 
I am Emo 
I dress in girl's clothes 
When I'm dancing at shows, 
I lok like a four year old, 
throwing a [bad word] 
Reattach my [bad word] 

[Emo Impersonation] 
Huhuh! 

I'm in The Scene 
I play bass in my band 
I like cutting my wrist 
I weigh 91 pounds, 
it's OK to cry 
Most emos kiss other guys 
'cause emo chicks are fat 
 [bad word]  
When I was a kid, 
I wished grandpa would get off me 
at least just [bad word] more softly 
Now my mom gets, 
my clothes for me and Hot Topic, 
I dress like a [bad word] 

I'm [bad word] all the time 
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" 
I say words like,  [bad word] Melancholy" 
I look like a [bad word] 

[Emo Impersonation] 
*Crying* 
I farted, 
oh no, 
I farted, 
I farted 

[Rapper] 
I'm so scene 
I don't care what you think! 
I'm better than you! 
You guys are mean! 

Craig Owens, don't leave please 
Seriously, 
I still cry to your first CD 
I wish Crai Owens would rape me 
But I'm not 13 and a 'lil white girl 
No one loves me, 
in the whole wide world 
I was Emo, 
when you were listening to Spice Girls, 

And everyone would laugh at me 
So I cut myself, 
and got HIV 
But now it's cool, 
to be a Emo [bad word] 
I have an advantage 
I speak Spanish 

I crashland on your mattress 
Do a backflip on a pile of ashes 
I knock you out with a trashlid 
My fist, yo [bad word] 
'Bout to have a blast, kid! 
 [bad word]  
When I was a kid, 
I wished grandpa would get off me 
at least just [bad word] more softly 
Now my mom gets, 
my clothes for me and Hot Topic, 
I dress like a [bad word] 

I'm [bad word] all the time 
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" 
I say words like,  [bad word] Melancholy" 
I look like a [bad word] 

[DJ Not Nice] 
Do you have any idea what it's like, bein' me? 
I am just one man... 
with two balls... 
And a wiener! 
You ever wonder why I wear these pants so tight? 
My grandmother told me one time, 
She said,  [bad word]  what's the point of having balls, if nobody sees them?" 
I'm da BEST! 
 [bad word]  
When I was a kid, 
I wished grandpa would get off me 
at least just [bad word] more softly 
Now my mom gets, 
my clothes for me and Hot Topic, 
I dress like a [bad word] 

I'm [bad word] all the time 
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" 
I say words like,  [bad word] Melancholy" 
I look like a [bad word] 

[Emo Impersonation] 
*Crying* 
I never get any friend requests! 
*Crying* 
Every time I sneeze, 
I [bad word] a little 
*Crying* 
*Sneeze* 
Aawwww!

[Intro] 
Когда я был ребенком, 
Я хотел дедушка хотел бы получить от меня 
по крайней мере, просто ебут более мягко 
Теперь моя мама получает, 
моя одежда для меня и Горячей Темой, 
Я одеваюсь как нацистской 

Я нассал все время 
Я не могу ждать, чтобы увидеть, "Where the Wild Things Are" 
Я говорю такие слова, как,  [bad word] Меланхолия" 
Я похож на нацистского 

[Эмо Олицетворение] 
*Плачет* 

[Стих] 
Я Эмо 
Я одеваться в одежду ребенка 
Когда я танцую в шоу, 
Я Лок, как четыре года назад, 
бросив истерику 
Установите мои яички 

[Эмо Олицетворение] 
Huhuh! 

Я На Сцене 
Я играю