[Dr. Dre]
Check Check, 1,2…1,2…1,2 (it's rolling)
Yea yea yea Dr. Dre up in here Y'all know what this is.
It's what y'all been waiting for Funk Master Flex, Big Kap,
Def Jam Records giving it to you baby.
Yo Eminem! show these mother [bad word] what time it is baby

[Eminem]
I used to be a lonely man, only mad, until I got a million dollars, [bad word] Now if I only had some [bad word] hair I'd pull it, faster than a bullet
Out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came too late to do it
I'm trying to grow it back again, it was an accident
I had my back against the fan and chopped it off in Amsterdam
I hate the straight jacket it ain’t latching, and can't lock it
So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets
The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it
Before me and just kept throwing they [bad word] self at it
My head is aching! I'm dedicated to medication
But this med is taking too long to bring me this sedadation? [bad word] on!)
Anyway I got down with Dre (What up?)
The first man who taught me how the glock sounded to [bad word] up and down the street screaming  [bad word] the Police!"
When you still had your mother's [bad word] Nipple stuck in your teeth  [bad word] baby) 
Became a role model after Colorado
Now all they do is follow me around and holla Bravo! [bad word] yea I punch my [bad word] and beat my kids in public
Suck my [bad word] [bad word] 
I'm sick enough to [bad word] a man in his face but I won't
Cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place
So put a sock in it with your fake [bad word] Tupac image
You [bad word] ain't tough you just get [bad word] and [bad word] talkative (Wanna Fight?) 
I'm probably the akwardest alcoholic talking
Walking like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket
So when you see me on your block stumbling, mumbling
bunch of dumb [bad word] like my [bad word] uncle does
I ain't buzzed! I'm just high on life
So why on earth would I need [bad word]  when I can fly on kites [bad word]  Slim Shady
[Dr. Dre] 
Dr. Dre!

[Eminem]
I'm [bad word] pass the tec
Cause if I get locked up tonight!
Then I might [bad word] home tonight!
[Dr. Dre] 
Keep it moving! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is On
[Eminem]
Cause if I get locked up tonight!
Then I might [bad word] home tonight!
[Dr. Dre]
Keep it moving! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is On

[Eminem]
The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire
I set a [bad word] girl on fire with a curling iron (AHH!)
Psych I'm just joking, for christ sake
Don’t get so bent out of shape
Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends
Some people just don't get it, but I won't let it upset me
Cause they don't know better
They don't know what the [bad word] it's like to be so fed up
And fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up
My mind's got a mind of it's own, sometimes I can't find it at home
It hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?) [bad word]  talk about your brain being baked
My [bad word] s still in the oven on 480 degrees
Hailey Jade, daddy loves you baby,
Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter! [bad word] you lady!
You critics wanna criticize but couldn't visualize
Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes
The neighborhood that I grew up in you could die for nothing
And Dirty Dozen watches over me so try some dumb [bad word] I'll have a [bad word] man raped with a band-aid over his mouth
And shove his head in the fan blade
Don't ever tell me what I can and what I can't say
Or change cause of the age-range in my fan base
Like I give a [bad word] who's buying this [bad word] Quit [bad word] buying it, I'm tired [bad word]  I'm dying to quit
Hip-Hop is universal now, it's [bad word] now
It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now
But now