Nothing Suits Me Like Suit

Barney:

I know what you're thinking

What's Barney been drinking, that girl was smoking hot?

Yes I could have nailed her

But no it's not a failure cos there's one thing she is not

To score a 10 would be just fine

But I'd rather be dressed to the nines

It's a [bad word] you can't refute

Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the boys and girls

Are impeccably well dressed

That delivery guy in a jacket and tie

That puppy in a double breast

That 80's dude with mutton chops

That baby with a lollipop

That lady cop who's kinda cute

Nothing suits 'em like a suit

(Ensemble): Barney:

(Suits) Wingman I can wear

(Suits) They're oh so debonair

(Suits) The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues

(Suits) In navy, blue or black, check out this perfect rack

I want to give them a squeeze

Marshall:

Oh really?

Then answer these questions if you please

What would you do if you had to chose between your suits and a pot of gold?

Barney:

Suits

Ted:

What would you say if you gave your suits away and in return you'd never grow old.

Barney:

Suits

Robin:

What would you pick? One million chicks or a single three piece suit.

Barney:

's moot.

Lily:

What if world peace were within your reach?

Barney:

Alalalala! I'm gonna stop you right there.

It's suits.

C'mon Lily.

Get your head outta your [bad word] 

Two! Three! Four!

Ensemble:

Girls will go and girls [bad word] but there's only one absolute.

Every Bro on the go needs to know that there's no accepted substitute.

Barney:

I'm sorry suits, let's make amends?

My Sunday best are my best friends.

Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute.

Ensemble:

Cos nothing suits

The undisputed

Oft' saluted

Suitor of repute

Like a

Barney:

Wait for it-

Suit!

Ensemble:

Nothing suits him like a

suit-up suit-up suit-up suit-up

Suit!

Barney:

Aa