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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
If ya just sit still
I'll tell you how I became the party pony of Ponyville

In a big boring rock farm born and raised
Rollin' rocks around was how I spent most of my days
Kickin' and pickin' those rocks was a bore
And I said I didn't wanna be farmin' no more
When I saw a bright light that lit up the whole sky
Started thinking maybe there was more to my life
I threw a big party bash, but my family seemed scared...
Til' they suddenly were dancin', there was cheer everywhere!

few years down the road, time to go on my own
I found this place in Ponyville to call my own home
If anything I could say that this place was chill
And I thought 'This is perfect"-- life here in Ponyville'

I pulled up to the loft about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally free
To be the party pony I was meant to be.