Nobody likes me
It's all my fault
Nobody likes me
Nobody likes me

Oh yes we all like you
We like you a lot
Yes we all like you
Yes we all like you

I never get a letter
We have no time
Never ever get a call from you
We have no dime

Oh yes you do
Oh no we don't [x3]
Yes! No! Yes! No! [etc.]

Never call, never write
Yes we do always try
Make me cry all the night
Sorry we made you cry
Make me mad, Make me sad
Tell me [bad word]  what can I do?

Way too late can't make up
All the hate has built up
Ha ha ha ha aaah

Right we all hate you
We hate you a lot
We hate all your family
We hate your dog Spot
Even Spot?
Yes!