Mabuta made mō pa~tsu 
Chiri zenkai Gozen 2-jidesu,
 Nemuke nante nasshingu!
 O yaoyana nda korya?
 Taichō, watakushi 
Tenpa tte orimasu yōde!

 Hajimete no dēto mukau zen'ya,
 Dōnimo kō ni mo
 Ochitsuki ~yashimasen'ya
 Arāra shōbu [bad word] ni ima kara
 Kigae tte don dake kigahayai?
 Fuande [bad word] shinuhodo itta
 Kūsō dēto LV wa saidai!

 Ama sugite [bad word] kyarameruhevun
 Nitchimosatchimo tatte mo sa I rarenai oh yeah!
 Don'na kotoni mo zenryoku kibun
 Henkakyū nashi de no chokkyū shōbuda!

 Itsuka wa tokete kie chau tabun
 Demo sore wa hisoka ni chikuseki sa rete
 Tada amai dake janai
 Omoi ga [bad word] tane ni [bad word] 
 Shimyurēshon dono rūto mo kanpeki
 Ren'ai gēmu de mote yōso no kenkyū
 Doryoku no hōkō o taichō, 
Watakushi machigatte [bad word] yōde! 

Do ya kao de ippo susunda hazu ga 
Ni-po ijō mo sagatte ita genjitsu 
Arāra-dōshimasho? 
Kidzuita koro ni wa gozen 5-ji! ? 
Nidomi Netara owarida okire wa shinai 
Mezamashi wa zenbu koware [bad word]  

Hisuterikku ni sakebe [bad word]  Ittarikitari