I [bad word] Dolly Parton 
I [bad word] Loretta Lynn 
I [bad word] Barbara Mandrell 
And I [bad word] all of her kin 
I [bad word] Minnie Pearl 
I [bad word] Elvis Presley's little girl 
I [bad word] the Judds 
I [bad word] the Judds 
My [bad word] boner, it won't go down 

It won't go down, it won't go down 
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down 
It won't go down, it won't go down 
My [bad word] boner, it won't go down 
 [bad word] Willie Nelson 
I [bad word] him deep inside 
I [bad word] Elvis Presley 
in the bathroom where he died 
I [bad word] Dwight Yoakum 
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him 
I [bad word] the Judds 
I [bad word] the Judds 
My [bad word] boner, it won't go down 

It won't go down, it won't go down 
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down 
It won't go down, it won't go down 
My [bad word] boner, it won't go down 

I [bad word] Alabama 
I [bad word] the Oak Ridge Boys 
I [bad word] Randy Travis 
with a twelve-inch plastic toy 
I [bad word] the cast of Hee-Haw 
I [bad word] Glen Campbell, [bad word] him on a see-saw 
Kenny Rogers thought it crass 
When I [bad word] his big white [bad word] 
My [bad word] boner, it won't go down 

(3x) 
It won't go down, it won't go down 
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down 
It won't go down, it won't go down 
My [bad word] boner, it won't go down