It was in Coney Island, the summer had gone
He sat like a siren and tried to turn me on
He offered me spaghetti, he offered me a [bad word] He fiddled his confetti and then he offered booze
He was a

Fat fly here [bad word] Fat fly sucking on his collar
Fat fly choosy at the store
Here [bad word]  fat fly

Rings of jade and alabaster
Silk brokade and mink disaster
He is always faster faster
Light, Chance, Caesar, Crane

It was in Cincinatti many years ago
The cattle were a dying and the corn refused to grow
The people in the city didn't understand
The Lord had told them don't build on sand
Outside of town in a quiet motel
The presence of a man was creating [bad word] He was a

Fat fly here [bad word] Fat fly giving it a try
Fat fly walking on his thumbs
Here [bad word]  fat fly

Rings of jade and alabaster
Silk brokade and mink disaster
He is always faster faster
Light, Chance, Caesar, Crane

The wind was rising and the air grew thick
I walked through a door feeling sick
Give me a beer, please! - I cried
But then I heard a noise from outside
He was a

Fat fly there he goes
Fat fly sucking on his collar
Fat fly in a significant pose
There [bad word]  fat fly

Rings of jade and alabaster
Silk brokade and mink disaster
He is always faster faster
Light, Chance, Caesar, Crane