We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney, 
And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV!  [bad word] dispensers, we crack up all the censors, 
On tiny toon adventures get a dose [bad word]  

So here's Acme Acres, it's a whole wide world apart, 
Our home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art! 
The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected 
On tiny toon adventures it's about to start! 

They're furry, they're funny, they're Babs and Buster Bunny, 
Montana Max has money, Elmyra is a pain! 
Here's Hamton and Plucky, Dizzy Devil's yucky, 
Furrball's unlucky, and Gogo is insane!