If you get up in the morning at a quarter to one 
And you want to have a little fun, 
You [bad word] your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch... 

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to two 
And you want to find something to do, 
You [bad word] your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch... 

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to three 
And you want to hum a tweedle dee dee, 
You [bad word] your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch... 

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to four 
And you think you hear a knock at the door, 
You [bad word] your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch... 

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to five 
And you just can't wait [bad word] alive, 
You [bad word] your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch...