Wormwood Scrubs, Alan M Lang (исполнитель: Richard Armitage)
Wormwood [bad word] Alan M Lang I lived a year in London, but I never saw Saint Paul’s, All famous stunts left undone, nor visited the halls. I lodged in royal quarters, at majesty’s expense, All round the walls of Wormwood’s halls were reared for my defence. Oh, the palace of Wormwood [bad word] the snarling, the sneers, the snubs, And the long dreary days spent in learning the ways of the palace at Wormwood [bad word] In shoddy grey they dressed me, I didn’t dare refuse, Though shape and fit distressed me, I wasn’t asked to choose. My out-spread ears supported the largest size in caps, My feet did [bad word] in ship-like shoes while a breeze blew through the gaps. Oh, that court suit of Wormwood [bad word] with its skin chaffing [bad word] And the blush raising shocks from its open work socks as we wore ‘em in Wormwood [bad word] In dignified retirement, I ate three meals a day, My very small requirement was brought in on a tray. But though I grieve to say it, no gold nor silver plate, But vulgar tin my food came in and I often had to wait. Oh, the dinner at Wormwood [bad word] you people who dine at clubs, Try just once for a treat, with a spoon to eat meat. And you’ll fight shy of Wormwood [bad word] Each morn with others banded, I walked the palace ground as etiquette demanded, We circled round and round. At time my dizzy senses were soothed by slumberous spell, But when I woke, I savage spoke and I wished I were in…well, It’s no matter at Wormwood [bad word] the snarling and sneers and snubs, But if ‘t’werent so bad, one would not be so glad, To bid farewell to Wormwood [bad word]