k up the [bad word] phone

[Verse 1] [bad word]  where the [bad word] were you Tuesday?
With who you say?
I wasn't at the studio [bad word] What'cha do [bad word] Dre?
You went there looking for me?
Boo, that excuse is too lame
Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
You fake, lying [bad word] you never told me you knew Drake
And Lupe, you want to lose two legs
You try to flip this on me
 If I spent more time with you
You say "ookey yeah and I'm cuckoo ey?"
Well, [bad word] you
 And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
 Oh, four; Dre, Drake, Lupe -- ooh touché
You were too two-faced for me
Thought you was my number one, [bad word] blue ace but you ain't
And I can't see you when you make that little boo-boo face
Cause I'm hanging up this phone boo
 You make my [bad word] Bluetooth ache
You feeling blue? Too late, go smurf yourself
You make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
Here's what you say to someone you hate

[Hook]
My life will be so much better
 If you just dropped dead
I was laying in bed last night thinking
 And this thought just popped in my head
 And I thought, wouldn't [bad word] just be a lot easier
 If you dropped dead
 I would feel so much better

[Verse 2]
Think I just relapsed, this [bad word] pushed me over the brink
Hop on the freeway tryna get some time alone and just think
Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go
Cause I told 'em I'm only driving [bad word]  cause that [bad word] drove me to drink
I'm back on my [bad word] hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes
 But bias? I hate all [bad word] the same, [bad word] on
Excuse the pun but [bad word] is such a broad statement
And I am channeling my anger through every single station it's on
Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
 Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage
 Who do you think you are, [bad word] Guess it's time for me to get the dust off and pick myself up off the carpet
But I'll never say the L-word again, I L-L-L-L... [bad word] Ahh, I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
 My life would be so much better if you just

[Hook]

[Bridge]
Cause you told me, you love me, forever, [bad word]  that was a lie
Now I never, wanted someone, to die, so bad in my [bad word] life
But [bad word] it, there’s other fish in the sea

[Verse 3]
And I'mma have a whale of a time
Being a single sailor for the night [bad word] on a scale of, 1 to 10 [bad word]  I must be the holy grail of, catches
Ho, I got an Oscar attached to my [bad word] name (de la)
I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor made for me
Say [bad word] it, kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
These [bad word] tryna get attached but they're failing to latch onto the tail
Of my bumper they're scratching at the back of my trailer like I'm itching to get hitched
Yeah, I'm rich as a [bad word] But [bad word] ain't [bad word]  I'd rather leave a [bad word] in a ditch [bad word] [bad word] when you listen to this
 But you still throw yourself at me
That's what I call pitchin' a [bad word] That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my [bad word] s on strike
 So all that love [bad word] is null and void, [bad word] I'm a droid
I avoid Cupid, stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
Oi-oi-oi, man oh man, your boy-boy-boy's getting sick of these girls-girls-girls
Oink-oink-oink, you [bad word]  pigs, all you're good for is doink-doink-doink
"I got 99 problems and a [bad word] ain't one"
 She's all 99 of 'em; I need a machine gun
I take 'em all out; I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
 Have a heart attack and just drop dead
And I'mma throw a [bad word] party after this, cause YES