EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler...begin!

Adolf:
I'm Adolf Hitler [bad word] of the Third Reich!
Little know fact: Also dope on the mic!
You are Vader...
With your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up
That burnt - [bad word] face!
You have the force to move objects
I am a force [bad word] evil
Even went dack in time
And turned you whack in the prequel!
Cause look at you,
You're not even a real person,
I preferred you in Spaceballs
The Rick Moranis version!

Vader:
You can't ryhme against 
The dark side of the force
Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom
Who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a [bad word] off little prick
With a Napoleon [bad word] #33;
You call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip!
You [bad word] ..
Let me remind you who you're messing with
Everything that you did
I'm the mother [bad word] who invented it!
I'm the original Dark Lord
You're like the sorcerer's apprentice
My stormtroopers make yours
Look like someone
Took a piece of [bad word] and cloned it.

Adolf:
You stink Vader
Your style smells like something sour.
You need to wash up, dawg here,
step in my shower.
I'll turned all your friends against you
Just my speeches breed haters.
What's your lightsaber VS a clan of all 
Your white neighbors?

Vader:
Suck my robot balls!
Now take a step back
And let mw freeze yours off.
little Carbonite bath
For your goose stepping [bad word] 
We'll call my homeboy in Israel
See who got the last laugh!!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!