She came from Greece,
she had a thirst for knowledge.
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College.
That's where I caught her eye.

She told me that her Dad was loaded.
I said, in that case I'll have [bad word] and coca-cola.
She said fine, and in thirty seconds time she said,

I want to live [bad word] people.
I want to do [bad word] people do.
I want to sleep [bad word] people.
I want to sleep [bad word] people, like you.

Well, what else could I do?
I said, I'll see what I can do.

I took her to a supermarket.
I don't know why, but I had to
start it somewhere, so it started there.

I said, pretend you've got no money.
She just laughed, and said
oh you're so funny. I said, yeah?
Well, I can't see anyone else smiling in here.

Are you sure you want to live [bad word] people?
You want to see [bad word] people see?
You want to sleep [bad word] people?
You want to sleep [bad word] people, like me?
But, she didn't understand,

(Jackson)
She just smiled and held my hand.

Rent a flat above a shop.
Cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some [bad word] and play some pool.
Pretend you never went to school.

But still, you'll never get it right.
When you're lying in bed at night
watching roaches climb the wall,
if you called your Dad he could stop it all.
Yeah.

(Shatner)
You'll never live [bad word] people
You'll never do [bad word] people do.
You'll never fail [bad word] people.
You'll never watch your life slide out of view,
and dance and drink and [bad word] 
(Jackson and Shatner)
because there's nothing else to do.

(Shatner and [bad word] 
Sing along with [bad word] people.
Sing along, and it might just get you [bad word] '
 [bad word] 
Laugh along with [bad word] people.

(Shatner and [bad word] 
Laugh along, even though they're laughing at you

(Shatner)
and the stupid things that you do
'cause you think that poor is cool.

(Jackson)
Like a dog lying in a corner,
they'll bite you and never warn you.
Look out.

(Shatner)
They'll tear your insides out
'cause everybody hates a tourist.

(Jackson)
'Cause Everybody hates a tourist,
especially one who thinks
it's all such a laugh.

(Shatner)
Yeah, and the chip stains' grease [bad word] out in the bath.

(Shatner and Jackson)
You will never understand
how it feels to live your life
with no meaning or control
and with nowhere left to go.

You're amazed that they exist
and they burn so bright,
while you can only wonder why.

Rent a flat above a shop.
Cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some [bad word] and play some pool.
Pretend you never went to school.

But still, you'll never get it right.
'Cause When you're lying in bed at night

(Shatner)
watching roaches climb the wall,
if you called your Dad he could stop it all.
Yeah.

You'll never live [bad word] people

(Shatner and Jackson)
You'll never do [bad word] people do.
You'll never fail [bad word] people.
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
and dance and drink and [bad word] because there's nothing else to do.
 [bad word] 
I want to sing [bad word] people, like you.
I want to sing [bad word] people, like you.
I want to sing [bad word] people, like you.