Two tears in a bucket
adult friends, adult friends
chug a lug, chug lug
the world is what it is

oh I kiss you
nobody sees it
oh we hold hands
nobody knows about it
oh you kiss me
we just sit there
overly experienced
adult friends, adult friends

you're reduced your [bad word] 
to a more tasteful size 
when I touch them it is like a lobster
crawling under my arm

oh oh oh I kiss you
nobody can see it
oh oh I pinch your
nobody knows about it
oh oh you fondle
but we just sit there
with no tomorrows
adult friends, adult friends
oink oink oink