Everybody needs to get a blimp
 'Cause blimps are pretty pimp
 You can fill it up with air
 But that wont get you anywhere

 Advertise upon the side
 Take your girlfriend for a ride
 Just fill up the ballon with the very best gas in toon
 HELIUM

 You need helium to fill that [bad word] up
 Its the second symbol on the periodic table
 Oxygen and nitrogen are way behind it
 As chemicals go they're both pretty stupid

 HELIUM
 HELIUM
 HELIUM
 Don't breathe it in though!

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