Artie:
Blame it on the goose, got you feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Artie with New Directions harmonizing:
Eh, she say she usually don't
But I know that she front
Cause shawty know what she want
But she don't wanna seem like she's easy

Puck with New Directions harmonizing:
I ain't saying what you won't do
But you know we probably gonna do
What you been feenin' deep

Puck with Mercedes and New Directions:
Insi-i-ide, don't li-i-ie now

Mercedes with New Directions (with Artie):
Boy what you drinking?
(Gonna let sink in)
Here for the weekend
(Thinking we can)

Mercedes:
See where we can be if we press fast forward (Santana: Ooh)
Just one more round and you're down, I know it (Santana: Ooh yeah, yeah)

Artie with New Directions (with Puck):
Fill another cup up
Feeling on your (butt what?)
You don't even care now
I was unaware how

Artie:
Fine you was before my buzz set in (Mercedes: My buzz set in)

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the goose, got you feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the vodka (New Directions: Hey)
Blame it on the henny (New Directions: Hey)
Blame it on the blue top (New Directions: Hey)
Got you feeling dizzy (New Directions: Hey)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Artie (New Directions):
Ooh see
She spilled some drink on me (On me)
And now I'm knowing she's tipsy (Tipsy)
She put her body on me
And she keep staring me right in my eyes
No telling what I'm gonna do (Gonna do)
Baby I would rather show you (Show you)
What you been missing in your
Li-i-i-ife when I get insi-i-i-ide

Mercedes with New Directions (with Artie):
Boy what you drinking?
(Gonna let sink in)
Here for the weekend
(Thinking we can)

Mercedes (Santana):
See where we can be if we press fast forward (Oh)
Just one more round and you're down I know it yeah (Oooh)

Artie with New Directions:
Fill another cup up
Feeling on your butt what?
You don't even care now
I was unaware how

Artie:
Fine you was before my buzz set in (Mercedes: My buzz set in)

Artie with New Directions (Mercedes):
Blame it on the goose, (Blame it on the goose) got you feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, got you in the zone (Alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol (Alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol (Alcohol)
Blame it on the vodka (New Directions: Hey)
Blame it on the henny (New Directions: Hey)
Blame it on the blue top (Yeah)
Got you feeling dizzy (Hey alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Artie and Mercedes:
Now to the ballas poppin' bottles
With their henny in their cup
Screaming money ain't a thing
If you ain't throw it up

Artie (Mercedes):
In the sky (In the sky)
And hold your drinks up high (Up high)

Puck and Santana:
To my independent mamas
Who can buy their own bottles
If you looking like a model
When them broke fellas holla

Artie (Mercedes):
Tell them bye (Buh-bye)
Hold your drinks up high (High)

Artie with New Directions (Mercedes):
Blame it on the goose, got you feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol (Alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol ( Alcohol)
Blame it on the vodka (New Directions: Hey)
Blame it on the henny (New Directions: Hey)

Mercedes and Artie with New Directions (New Directions):
Blame it on the blue top (Hey)
Got you feeling dizzy (Hey)

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Mercedes and