who is he, mr. rand mcnally
who is he
well i had a dream that mystery was me now
who else could i be
cause i dreamed i went to england and met the spice girls there for tea
they lost one more they’re down from four to my favorite number three
but they’re still quite spicy as the orange flavor
and oh so nice to do me the favor and lick my icing under the table now
but i gotta leave town mr. nally, just as scary spice was about to go down on me
but don’t ask how mr. nally
give up the towel mr. nally [bad word] run run…
i dreamed i went to singapore, got bored and robbed a liquor store
what for, nobody knows i only took a couple of marlboros
oh that was all they needed and the criminal was soon defeated
and now in jail i’m waiting for my punishment of caning
but i gotta think fast mr. nally, watch your [bad word]  oh say wake up and laugh, mr. [bad word] run run [bad word] run run away…
had a chance to visit the north pole but it was way too cold to smoke
oh my nose was freezing, i sure could use some coughing and wheezing
so i tried it anyway and the place went up in flames
how was i suppose to know you could catch fire to the snow
oh lord, way to go, mr. nally, way to go
oh now you’re melting the poles mr. [bad word] run run [bad word] run run away…
i jumped ship in nyc then i headed south to washington dc
didn’t think i’d go there but played some shows there fancy lucky me
and it is really slow there with our new president on tv
too many politicians and liberal christians they’re all set out for me, oh my
cast your vote mr. nally, castrate your vote, oh say no you don’t mr. [bad word] run run [bad word] run run away…
i thumbed a ride across the prairie
i got hitched in vegas, yep, i got married
to a lady who loved me she thought it’d be funny to gamble all my money
and i got stranded without my clothes
a little bit of fear and loathing, heart attack
i got chased by the rat pack once in a flashback
singing viva las vegas
singing viva las vegas
sing it with me, toca
viva las vegas, oh my said a viva las vegas
cause i saw fireworks from the freeway
and behind closed eyes i cannot make them go away
cause you were born on the fourth of july, freedom ring
well something on the surface well it
well something on the surface well it kinda makes me nervous
who say that you deserve this
and what kinda god would serve this
we will serve this dirty old disease
i say if you gots the poison, i gots the remedy,
i said i say the remedy
i gots the poison poison (i got the remedy)
i gots the poison (i got the remedy)
who’s this is got the poison (i got the remedy)
settled down in san diego and smoked a joint with java joe
and with a grin he took me in (and spilled coffee on my chin)
and i played my show there
i met my [bad word] and hos here
and with my holy ho they kindly let me shake my tail there
but one more thing before we go
there’s never been any place quite like this home
for once in a lifetime maybe i’d be foolish not to stay
oh i gotta get away mr. [bad word] the play
oh say what can i say, mr. [bad word] run run [bad word] run run away…
c’est la vie
c’est la vie
c’est la vie
oh, c’est la vie