We left our homes and we left our mutters [mothers] to go on a pillaging spree We'll cut of your ears and break your toes, And make you drink our pee. And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree: We'll take your boat, set your [bad word] afloat, Somalian pirates we! With a yo-ho-ho and a tricki-la-ti-doo We'll shoot you in the face with glee Then we'll cut off your [bad word] and feed it to a croc Somalian pirates we!