Woody Allen Jesus (We love live music) (исполнитель: Tim Minchin)
Jesus was a Jewish philosopher Had a lot of nice ideas About our existential fears Much admired by his peers Short and Jewish and quite political Often hesitant and very analytical Praise be to Jesus Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus Woody Allen Jesus! Jesus was a great entertainer Doing cool tricks all of the time Turning water into wine Making stormy weather fine Even now his stunts confound us Kinda did what Darren Brown does Praise be to Jesus Praise be to magic Woody Allen Jesus Magic Woody Allen Jesus! Jesus died but then came back to life So the Holy Bible said Kinda like in Dawn of the Dead Like a movie by Simon Pegg Try that these days, you'd be in trouble Geeks would try to smack you with a shovel Praise be to Jesus Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus! Jesus ascended into Heaven He was an incredible guy You don't often find fellas that fly Disappear right into the sky And only once did he use this ability With great [bad word] great responsibility Praise be to Jesus Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superhero Jesus Jesus! Jesus' mother gave birth to him Without having with a dude No, she would never be [bad word] Never even be nude with a dude Breeding without the opposite gender is [bad word] known as parthenogenesis Other animals that don't need males Include a lot of lizards and various snails Praise be to Jesus Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superhero Komodo Dragon Jesus Jesus! Jesus [bad word] with the deceased Like Psychic Sally- Jesus lives forever, which is pretty odd But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood Jesus is in more than one place at a time Like an electron or Schrödinger's feline Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle Jesus had long hair, bare feet, and a beard Look, I'm not saying it's me I'm not saying that I am Jesus I'm not saying that I am Jesus I am Jesus! Praise be to Jesus Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus Woody Allen Jesus! Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superhero Komodo Dragon Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft *Me* Jesus!