I don't know dude, I think everyone's all jealous and [bad word] 
Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude,
And I think everybody's got a [bad word] problem with me dude,
And they need to take it up with me after the show, because
 [bad word] - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Eminem]
So I get offstage right, drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my [bad word] God it's Eminem!,
I swear to [bad word] God dude you [bad word] rock, please won't you please let me suck your [bad word] 
By now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Coz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think they're trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
Dude, this rockstar [bad word] is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
 [bad word] - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Bridge - Eminem]
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby

[Swift]
You just wanna see a [bad word] backwards don't you?
Ain't that [bad word] we don't rap pro tours
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph yous a liar
And nah I'm Swift
(Oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the [bad word] is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our [bad word] is smaller than like a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did is read [bad word] Simmons book
So I'm all in tact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back

[Kon Artist and Kuniva]
Look at little punk [bad word] thinking he the [bad word] *Yea I know man by himself taking all the clicks
Hey I thought we had an interview with Dj Clue
[Eminem] No I had an interview, not you two
You gon be late for sound-check
*Man I ain't going to sound-check
Our mics is screwed up
*And his always sound best
*You know what man, I'ma say something, Hey yo [Eminem] You got something to say?
*Man no
I thought you was about to tell him off man, what's up?
*Man I'ma tell him when I feel like man shut up
*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you
*Oh man whatever
I swear, I swear man
 [bad word] - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Proof]
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey you what)
Ready to snap on a dumb [bad word] fan
Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your band!"
We ain't a band [bad word]  we don't play [bad word] So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
"Proof carry my bag" [bad word] carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in the way