Mirror in the bathroom, please talk free
The door is locked, just you and me
Can I take you to a restaurant that's not plastic
You can watch yourself while you are eating

Mirror in the bathroom, just getting started
On a Saturday see me window shopping
Find no interest in the racks and shelves
Just the smiles and reflections of my own [bad word] self

Mirror in the bathroom, Mirror in the bathroom

Mirror in the bathroom, cracked out [bad word]