Iolaus:
Does anybody know what it's like to be a hero?
Betcha think you're king of the world,
But sooner or later, forgot you might drown.
That's okay, I can deal with it,
Got my friends all around me,
And we're gonna have a good time. 
Iolaus & Herc:
Gonna make a little noise,
Gonna get loose with my boys.
Gonna shake it all around and take it downtown. 
Iolaus:
Have a little bit of fun,
Gotta grab it on [bad word] 
Cause when the [bad word] 
You'll be up and gone. 
Iolaus & Herc:
Here and now, I've got to say,
The simple [bad word] won't go away.
The way I feel, just can't describe,
The magic when I look into your eyes! 
Iolaus:
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Maybe that's because it happened last week.
You pulled me over, read me my rights,
It didn't bother me then, but now I'm losing sleep.
I'm sure it's already over,
She walked up and slammed the door,
She said "We're just getting started." [bad word] a little bit closer,
Gonna take some time,
For us [bad word] together,
Then we'll be just fine. 
Iolaus & Herc:
Gotta admit it's getting better in every way,
It will all fall into place now any day. 
Iolaus:
Here and now I've got to say,
Make no mistake, Don't turn away.
Iolaus & Herc:
I won't disguise the way that I feel,
Just can't believe that you're so real.
Here and now I've got to say,
The simple [bad word] won't go away.
The way I feel, Just can't describe,
The magic when I look into your eyes.
When I look into your eyes!