He sees the world from his window, 
Up there in his chair in his irony tower, 
If you step outside you get rained on, 
If you go outside well you get ripped off. 

He knows what he likes, likes what he knows, 
Will give you cons, when asked for pros, 
Got the same song, stuck on repeat, 
For fifteen years, from fifteen weeks. 

Knows what he likes, likes what he knows, 
Will give you cons, when asked for pros. 

He sees the world from his window, 
Up there in his chair in his irony tower, 
If you step outside you get rained on, 
If you go outside well you get ripped off. 

He knows what he likes, likes what he knows, 
Will give you cons, when asked for pros, 
Got the same song, stuck on repeat, 
For fifteen years, from fifteen weeks. 

Knows what he likes, likes what he knows, 
Will give you cons, when asked for pros. 

fountain if not a waterfall of wisdom, 
Collated by papers and crass magazines, 
See I was once told that the government give them, 
See I was once told that they were a disease. 

He knows what he likes, likes what he knows, 
Will give you cons, when asked for pros, 
Got the same song, stuck on repeat, 
For fifteen years... 

You've got money so why are you drinking on Sunday? 
Oh you've got money so why are you drinking on Sunday?