Walking down the streets of Dublin city

Where all the girls are so beep pretty

Then a guy who smells like [bad word] 
Came up to me and said

“Are you alright?”

Ya, ya, do you know what I mean?

Do you know, do you know what I mean?

(repeat as necessary)

What they mean:

I was taking a stroll through the capital city of Ireland

And I find that the girls there are quite beautiful

Then a man that smelled like he was covered in some foul excrement walked up to me and asked me how my day was.

do you understand my story?