she don't like pornography
when it's on the bbc
she won't even look at me
oh no no no she don't love me

i love mary whitehouse
she don't love me
i love mary whitehouse
she don't love me

i know she ain't that wonderful
she's only trying to be helpful
when she sees all those nudes
she'll speak out and say that's [bad word] 
i love mary whitehouse
she don't love me
i love mary whitehouse
she don't love me

mary mary they think you're crazy
how does your mind work
with silver bells and coco shells
you're digging up the dirt