Everywhere I go, [bad word] always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show  [bad word] 
Everywhere I go, [bad word] always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

Wake up, grab beer, grab rear, shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get [bad word] before my Mom wakes up
Break up with my girlfriend, so I can bang [bad word] 
I'm undead, unfed, been sleeping on bunk beds since 10
So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, [bad word] 

Let's get this party started, let's keep them 40's poppin' (what)
So just get buzzed, and stay [bad word] up, we'll keep them panties droppin'

When I start drinking, my [bad word] does all my thinking
Ho's want to be seen with me, and I like their big fake [bad word] 
Tea cups with extra filling, take it out, let me lick it quickly
Calm down, it's just a hickey, I'll blame it on this whiskey sipping, gets me tipsy

Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take backstreets to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home, but your friends won't let ya
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta
Buy beer or pay the rent
My singing bonus was quickly spent
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a [bad word] #39; butcher
And I'll punk the [bad word] like I'm Ashton Kutcher

Let's get this party started, let's keep them 40's poppin' (what)
So just get buzzed, and stay [bad word] up, we'll keep them panties droppin'

Let's get this party jumpin'
Let's see some 40 chuggin'
I wanna see your [bad word] #39;
Against my [bad word] when I start buzzin'

C'mon girls I wanna see you drinkin'
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin'
Make a move I saw you winkin'
 [bad word] [bad word] is what I'm thinkin'

I don't give a [bad word] if you're [bad word] or not
Turn it up loud and feel the ambience
Grab two ho's and do some body shots
I wanna party all night 'til they call the cops

 [bad word] a wrist band, let's all do a keg stand
I'm like Cheech, you got the Chong, hittin' up the beer bong

The cops show up, they're gonna get the finger
And I don't give a [bad word] ..'cause I`m the designated drinker

Let's get this party started, let's keep them 40's poppin' (what)
So just get buzzed, and stay [bad word] up, we'll keep them panties droppin'