I'm a [bad word] walking paradox, no I'm not 
Threesomes with a [bad word] triceratops, Reptar 
Rapping as I'm mocking deaf rock stars 
Wearing synthetic wigs made of Anwar's dreadlocks 
Bedrock, harder than a [bad word] flintstone 
Making crack rocks out of [bad word] [bad word] fishbones 
This [bad word] Jasper trying to get grown 
About 5'7" of his [bad word] in my bedroom 
Swallow the cinnamon, I'm a scribble this sinning [bad word] 
While Syd is telling me that she's been getting intimate with men 
(Syd, shut the [bad word] up) Here's the number to my therapist 
 [bad word]  Tell him all your problems, he's [bad word] awesome with listening