I wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] (he wants to [bad word] a dog)
i wanna [bad word] a dog
(thats right kids)

I tried to [bad word] your mom in the [bad word] I tried to [bad word] your dad in the [bad word] Could only find the dog
And his [bad word] 
We wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] We wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] We [bad word] a dog

I tried to [bad word] a [bad word] pirate in the [bad word] (argh!me and me first mate)
Tried to [bad word] a [bad word] pirate
but found the dog (argh,twas no pirate,twas thine own seester)

We wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] We wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] We [bad word] a dog
 [bad word] you

Thats it.repeat till u get bored.not like u could get bored with this song.