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Jewish style

This is the story of your average Hebrew man
Only eight days old My Shlomo is too big for them
It's a tradition the say
So the pain is not just mine
But I'm the only one
Who's got this stylish hair design

Bar mitvah time now i'm [bad word] a man
Throwing money at me
I don't ever care'bout their names
They're screaming Mazal tov here's a new violin
They're shouting Mazal tov, Humus, Mazal tov

Let's pray together - it's now or never
For smaller nose - Yeah
Much smaller nose - Yeah
Let's pray together - to look much better
For smaller nose - Yeah
Much smaller nose - Yeah
Shaking our noses you know we proud

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Jewish style
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This is jewish style
Jewish style
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This is jewish style
Heeeeeeeeeey, y Rabbi
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This is jewish style
Heeeeeeeeeey, y Rabbi
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Rosh ha shana is when
The [bad word] together
Like the christian new year
But [bad word] in september
On Yom Kipur I'm starving
Like the muslim Ramadan
But they're cheating and start eating
When the sun goes down

I got a new girl I wanna show her to my parents
My pap is like ok
But my jewisn mom is so jealous
Shiksa she screamed
No one will take my son for me
But her dad is a doctor
Now she loves her more than me!

Let's pray together - it's now or never
For smaller nose - Yeah
Much smaller nose - Yeah
Let's pray together - to look much better
For smaller nose - Yeah
Much smaller nose - Yeah
Shaking our noses you know we proud

This is jewish style
Jewish style
Jew Jew Jew Jew
This is jewish style
Jewish style
Jew Jew Jew Jew
This is jewish style
Heeeeeeeeeey, y Rabbi
Jew Jew Jew Jew
This is jewish style
Heeeeeeeeeey, y Rabbi
Jew Jew Jew Jew

Baby girl [bad word] with me lets go
I can show you a world you never seen before!
Gentile girl - I really wanna know
Have you ever played a game
With a real Shlomo?
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Heeeeeeeeeey, y Rabbi
Jew Jew Jew Jew
This is jewish style
Heeeeeeeeeey, y Rabbi
Jew Jew Jew Jew

This is jewish style