There is something special
Happening to you
Something very special
That you're going through

Things are getting lower
Things are growing wide
And some very very special things
Are happening inside

And we don't want to talk about it
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We don't want to talk about it

 [bad word] a certain time in life
When certain things must change
We're certain that it's natural
We're certain that it's strange

We know what you're feeling
And what you're doing, too
And why you use conditioner
More often than shampoo

And we don't want to talk about it
La la la la la la la la
We don't want to talk about it

Happy bouncing babies
 [bad word] along one day
After you have graduated
And you've gone away

You'll know when the time is right
You'll know what to do
'Cause no one ever told us
So we're glad that we told you

And we don't want to talk about it
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We don't want to talk about it