So what's your deal
 Are you a prankster?
 Or are you just looking for some skiving snackboxes
 To get you out of class?
 There's puking pastules
 And nosebleed nougats
 Fever fudge
 And fainting fancies
 Whatever you need they've got it
 At Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

 Oh give it up for Fred and George
 Oh give it up for Fred and George
 Oh

 Well I don't think the MHRA
 Would let these two kids get away
 With these efficacy studies in the [bad word] room,
 But the fainting fancies
 Need dosing studies
 And we've got all these first years here
 So lets try the antidote

 Oh give it up for Fred and George
 Oh give it up for Fred and George
 Skin-a-mar-ink-a-doo
 Give it up for Fred and George
 Oh give it up for Fred and George
 C'mon c'mon c'mon oh
 Oh give it up for Fred and George

 They're legends in the making
 Legends in our minds
 Legends in our hearts
 Do you remember the portable swamp and how it stayed behind
 Like a testament to their times
 Spent here