Met the Ghost of Stephen Foster at the Hotel Paradise
This is what I told him as I gazed into his eyes:
Rooms were made for carpets,
Towers made for spires,
Ships were made for cannonade fire off from inside them [bad word] : Gwine [bad word] all night
Gwine [bad word] all day
Camptown ladies never sang all the doo dah day no, no, no (End [bad word]  [bad word] 
Met the Ghost of Stephen Foster at the Hotel Paradise
This is what I told him as I gazed into his eyes:
Ships were made for sinking,
Whiskey made for drinking,
If we were made of cellophane, we'd all get stinking [bad word] quite
faster ha, ha, ha [bad word]  [bad word]