"month ago I was drinking in the bar and met an old man from the far south, who told me this strange story... So listen, man..."

Long time ago
I was walking home alone,
Raising brown dust,
Looking just like [bad word] 

"Well, I know a lot of stories, beginning this way," - I thought.

In the middle of the road
Stood a giant dreadfull goat,
Smoking there a black cigar,
And said, he wanted my guitar.

"Actually, the old man was too [bad word]  so I didn't believe him, but he went on..."

Little demon's got no soul X4

"After theese words everyone in the bar exploded with laghter, but suddenly the old man's eyes went black, and he smiled, baring his white sharp teeth. Nobody saw that, just me.

Well, I know, it sounds like some Tenacious [bad word]  but I [bad word] swear, he told me:"

Little boy, I've got no soul X4

"Cool story, bro! I've never heard such [bad word] in my life!"