[bad word] Backwards
(Hello, Children.
Would you like to hear a story? Well okay then.
Let me tell you a story about one [bad word]  two [bad word]  three [bad word]  four [bad word] 
One [bad word]  two [bad word]  three [bad word]  they were born to roll.)

Well I rock and you roll
And I’m a stupid [bad word] 
Goin’ outta control
I’m a break the English language with my four letter flow
I know you [bad word] hate it that’s what I’m paid for
‘Cause I roll and you rock and if you don’t [bad word] like it you can suck on my [bad word] 
You want to get on down I’m on [bad word] patrol
The lights are on but nobody’s home

Why can’t you just admit it that I’m better than you
You better just admit it ‘cause you know that it’s [bad word] 
I’m gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I’m gonna [bad word] you up without further ado because
I go about things the wrong way baby
 [bad word] backwards[x2]
I go about things the wrong way baby
 [bad word] backwards[x2]

(Oh my. They’re having quite an adventure. Let’s turn the page and see what the [bad word] they do next.)

‘Cause I’m hard and you’re soft
I’m not only the client but I’m also the boss
Just like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss
I’m a hit rock bottom with a round of applause
‘Cause I’m soft and you’re hard and I’m the [bad word] wussy bugle boy [bad word] [bad word] 
I shoulda quit this [bad word] long ago but I can’t say no to all the [bad word]  dough

Why can’t you just admit it that I’m better than you
You better just admit it ‘cause you know that it’s [bad word] 
I’m gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I’m gonna [bad word] you up without further ado because
I go about things the wrong way baby
 [bad word] backwards[x2]
I go about things the wrong way baby
 [bad word] backwards

(Oh my goodness.)
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in[x8]
I go about things the wrong way baby[x3]
 [bad word] backwards

(Well, that’s all for now. Goodnight, stupid children.)