When my parents outta town,
I got all my buddies round,
So we gonna have a party tonight

And if your daddy's got the [bad word] Then [bad word] and pick you up
And anyone who wants to go for a ride

And if you wanna have a drink
Theres some bottles by the sink
There'll be 20,000 people inside

You know that everybody likes to party on Saturday nite
We got every girl in school in the deep end of the pool
If you wanna take a dip bring your [bad word] 
When we start to dim the lights
Gotta find a girl you like
And you better hope she's already [bad word] 
If somebodys feelin sick
Get them in the garden quick
Cos we dont want them to spoil all the fun

You know that everybody wants to party on a saturday night
We're wakin everyone asleep
When we start the party in the street

We want the neighbours [bad word] Cos the music's driving them insane
And if its goin to your head

Get behind the garden shed
Thats where everybody goes to get laid
Or if you want another beer

Then theres plenty in the rear
No-one here to check if you're underage
And if you think you're havin fun

Then the partys just begun
And anyone who leaves will wish that theyd stayed
You know that everybody likes to party on a saturday night

We're wakin everyone asleep
When we start the party in the street
We want the neighbours [bad word] 
Cos our music's drivin them insane
When my [bad word] back home
I say we've been alone

But we dont know how the mess got this bad
I'll be grounded for a while
All I have to do is smile

And get a little talk from my dad
The next time they're away
All my buddies can stay

We'll do our best to drive the neighbourhood mad
You know that everybody likes to party on a saturday
Everybody wants to party on a saturday
Everybody loves to party on a saturday night