The Easter [bad word]  
The Easter [bad word]  
It feels so [bad word] good.
When the Easter [bad word]  

The Easter [bad word]  
The Easter [bad word]  
Open your [bad word] Mouth.
Cause the Easter [bad word] 

Scotchmallow, Lollipop, 
Holiday For Jesus
I'm looking for a hole 
For my furry [bad word]  

Christians and Jews, 
doesn't matter the religion- 
You [bad word] me's 
My new Easter Tradition. 

Tickle my jelly beans 
and spread your legs. 
I want my cream
Filling all of your eggs.

That's right The Easter Bunny  [bad word] without protection. 
In 9 months you're gonna need 
a Bunny C-Section. 

Don't go to family 
for Easter Lunch, 
I got 10 inches 
of Ham you can munch. 

Don't think about going on that Easter Egg Hunt 
Stay home I'll pleasure your 
Easter Egg What?

The Easter [bad word]  
The Easter [bad word]  
It feels so [bad word] good.
When the Easter [bad word]  

The Easter [bad word]  
The Easter [bad word]  
Open your [bad word] mouth. 
Cause the Easter [bad word]  

I'm still bringing candy 
and all of that [bad word]  
Just lookin' for a 
sweet piece of [bad word] to hit. 

Both guys and girls 
I'm not into labels 
So the Basket's not the only thing I'm puttin on the table. 

I'm like Kevin Spacey 
In House of Cards. 
Threeways out of nowhere. 
Then I hop in your yard. 

I don't sleep over 
I Drive my home in my ****
Catch up on [bad word] Detecitve 
With My Marshmallow Peeps

I'm [bad [bad word]  
I'm [bad [bad word]  
It feels so [bad word] good. 
When I'm [bad [bad word]  

I'm [bad [bad word]  
I'm [bad [bad word]  
April [bad word] 20th. 
I'm [bad [bad word] 

Mannnn, what the [bad word] was that?