They don't play the song on the radio
    They don't show the [bad word] on the video
    They don't know that we are the media
    They don't know that we start the mania
    Your Eyes don't want to see what I'm making you
    Your [bad word] is off its seat and I'm shaking you
    Walking down the street I'm the lady - ah -
    Showing off my map of Tasmania

    Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle
    Some girls want no shape and they shave it all
    That's so whack, it hurts with the stubble
    Walking 'round and look like an eight-year-old
    Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle
    Some girls want no shape and they shave it all
    That's so whack, it hurts with the stubble
    Walking 'round and look like an eight-year-old

    I say grow that [bad word] like a jungle
    Give 'em something strong to hold onto
    Let it fly in the open wind
    If it get too bushy, you can trim

    They don't play the song on the radio
    They don't show the [bad word] on the video
    They don't know that we are the media
    They don't know that we start the mania
    You Eyes don't want to see what I'm making you
    Your [bad word] is off its seat and I'm shaking you
    Walking down the street I'm the lady - ah -
    Showing off my map of Tasmania
credits
    released 12 December 2010
    Written by Amanda Palmer