Home again yon brothers of the land 
Gather round those wooden chairs and sing hand in hand 
Long time we have been gone and haven't partied in a year 
So let's have two pints of honey and a barrel full of beer 

Two pints of honey and a barrel full of beer 
We shall enjoy this night tonight as peril is not near 
Sing with me darling, my dear do not fear 
Let's have two pints of honey and a barrel full of beer 

Dance with me lady, we'll dance the night away 
Join the song, sing along, and in my arms ye shall stay 
If you snuggle up close you'll hear me whisper in your ear - 
"Let's have two pints of honey and a barrel full of beer" 

"Oh dear sire, how I have missed thee 
Being gone for oh so long I know we're meant to be  [bad word] to you tonight, while all your friends are here 
and give you two pints of honey and a barrel full of beer" 

Two pints of honey and a barrel full of beer 
We shall enjoy this night tonight as peril is not near 
Sing with me darling, my dear do not fear 
Let's have two pints of honey and a barrel full of beer